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ANP PAWN-3HOP OWNER , 
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CHILD VERSION 
OF AAUULOVlAN-VEr 
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alcoholic, mot Yer 

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AWARE OF THE HARD-{= 
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OF THE LORD AND 
CHIEF EXECUTIVE 
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CHURCH OF STEVE, 



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RMENTED BY THE WAY) A SCAR THAT MUST BE INDEED SO 
IAUCH DEEPER THAN THE ONE OPENlNe |N PEAR OVULON'S 
fHlLDLV GUTS. HIS ABBREVIATED MENTAL HORIZONS DREN - 
S N HEC TOLITRES OF BOO^E BEGIN To RE-OPEN WS 
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I LOVE YOlT 
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APPRECIATE All 
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FOR MY HEAt-TnJ 
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- BLY AND HIGHLY 
, STRESSFUL ON 
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THIS is HjS APSE... Hi'S INSIGHTS 
ARE MARVELOUS, AWD EVERYBODY 
AGREES HIS LOVE IS Gl ANTI?/ 
JWMOM 60U5 !!/.... BfrbEEE 




CHANNEL HIS NAME.. IT STA- 
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PLEASE - • 
DEAR .SISTER 
COL EH Tl MA- - NOT 
WiTH„voOR Son HE- 
-RE... I MEAN... i HAVE 
NO IDEA WHAT VbU'Rt 
TALKING ABOUT, REALiy! 




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ANO SEE THE FACTS * " 

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REWCA/e VOUR A/ATURA 
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THIS ULTRA- STREAMLINED 
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: -TTA BELIEVE 
HE '5 THE ONE 
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L -RE OF LOVE // 1 

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HOPE FOR*! 
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OF%gjnm, AN AGNOS- 
TIC UiTte^ WITH A BIT 
0PAFALTERW6 S^LFCOMFI- 
DENCE INTO ASTRONOMY 

CONTEMPORARY DAM' 
^CE TECHNIQUES , HE^S Hl^ 

- r\ \- ly skeptical and re9\9- 
aS^-tamt to the scwzo-tea- 

*^-CHiKGS OF THE" B\GGE9T 
RELIGIOUS BUSINESS INHt'S- 
-TORy-THE CHURCH OP STEVE- 

►SINGLE MOTHER TAKING 
CARE OFOVULONJ- SHE'S QV>- 
-1TE (VfAiVE AND A BtT TOO SE- 
-XUALLV PROMISCUOUS. 
SHE'S BEEN H\DlN6ERoM 
HIS/HER SoN THAT SHE'S A DE 
-VoUT Sl^VEWHORlAN AND 
THAT SHE DONATED HlS -Q&z 



M.U1 L1TO HAS BEEN MENTAULY Ht- 
- Q>H JACKED By His BRAWWASHEfr 
MOTHER / HE MUST SUFFER THROUGH 
A TECHMOSPi RITUAL INTERROGATION 
IN9VDE ONE OF THE MORE INFAMOUS 
CATHEDRAUC BUNlKERS OF THE CHO- 
-RcH OP STEVE, PRVEST PRaESTOFPE- 



TR-VJN6 TO MAKE HiM 30»M,THE REL-- 
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-LLBSE FOND TO THE WINS rJ\ <Sfs> 
ENTERPRISE OF the cHuRt^H n_r c^J I. r 
OF STEVE IN AFRICA. (g ©(g)^ 

► THE TECHNOSP\R\TUAL- < 
ME NTOR OF COLE Nil MA, ■ 
A,NfD POSSiBLV HER ONE WD 

LV ABUSER, .' HE WILL 
TRY TO CONVERT THE U~ 
l-TTLE SKEPTICAL MULUTO 
AND MESS-UP HIS MENTALf- 
-Ty COMPLETELY. HE'S Eft 
-rSiCALLV A BEUEVER. Suit 
ALSO A BUSSfNgSSMAN AWD 
A NYMPHOMANIAC. 
* MULUTO 




► FACER IS A basica- 
lly Mice guy, with 

A R fA HARP -ON FOR 
gUNS. TBE REASON 
WHY HE ToiNED THE P- 
-ORCE ANYWAY, HE Lf- 

-KES TO TORTMRF p F- 
-QFLg* AND COOK ST- 
-RAY CATS FOR H\S_ 
TTTa 1 KIPS. HE v S SEEN UP4^ 
(jlJK A PROMOTION fM THE 
LAST SEVEN YEARS. BUT 
HE CAKPT PASS THE TEST 
BECAUSE HE HAS O^p . 

* ► RACER IS A MODEL 

COP A TRUE BODYBU- 
ILDING MANtiAC AND 

A PILLAR OF SOCIETY, HE 
B A MEMBER O F CHUPCH 
OF STEVE // GOES THERE 
EVERY SUM>AY AND OONA- 
-TE3 all His PAYCHECKS. 



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-LE iNNOCENT 

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IN TH£_HO- 

- USE ^STEVl 




\ / \OP\ ) GET ME 
HOME , ) AlsPT GO : 
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